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| CITIZENS: IT HAS COME TO OUR ATTENTION THAT THERE HAS BEEN A DRAMATIC INCREASE IN THE NUMBER OF LIVE-IMPAIRED (ZOMBIES) AMONG US. THE LIFE-IMPAIRED POSE A SERIOUS HEALTH-RISK TO THE GENERAL POPULACE BY SPREADING DISEASEAND FEASTING UPON THE BRAINS OF TAX-PAYING CITIZENS. ALL CITIZENS SHOULD ACQUAINT THEMSELVES WITH THE IDENTIFICATION AND BEHAVIOR OF THE LIFE-IMPAIRED. |
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